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disneyismyescape:

kinell:

Did you know that Crush is portrayed “high” because Sea Turtles actually eat jellyfish and the poisons inside the jelly doesn’t actually harm the turtle but instead intoxicates them much like marijuana does for humans.

i just thought it was because he was supposed to be a “surfer dude”

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If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero

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18 hours ago | 01:29pm
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Moderately heavy morning fixed by and early afternoon run.

4.5 miles in under 45 minutes. Beastly. 

Off to see the Goober. Gon’ go get FiveGuys later followed by seeing an outdoor play at a local park. Extra credit ain’t so bad. 

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thatoneguyfromthatoneplacenah:

hplyrikz:

Clear your mind here

19 hours ago | 12:08pm
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Of course I’ll hurt you. Of course you’ll hurt me. Of course we will hurt each other. But this is the very condition of existence. To become spring, means accepting the risk of winter. To become presence, means accepting the risk of absence.
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What can I do with my happiness? How can I keep it, conceal it, bury it where I may never lose it? I want to kneel as it falls over me like rain, gather it up with lace and silk, and press it over myself again.
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Artist: UnknownThe Heavy
Title: UnknownShort Change Hero
Album: UnknownThe House that Dirt Built
Plays: 1,207
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This ain’t no place for no hero
This ain’t no place for no better man
This ain’t no place for no hero

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Beginning is easy - Continuing is hard.
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My imagination will get me a passport to hell one day.
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icorly:

mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop called Monsters Ink

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thequeenofdrama:

"Well, you don’t know him. Trust me, he’s got a really good side to him. You’ll see it eventually.”

21 hours ago | 09:56am
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